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manuxinhace:

Fox News talks about working mothers’ negative impact on their children. AKA “When Fox News gets so misogynistic that their own anchor is 1026% done with them.” [x]

jaron-iver:

i haven’t laughed this hard in a long time

martininamerica:

lonely-ler:

thiscartoonlife:

Witty banter

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIF SET FOR THE LONGEST TIME!

Give me a sequel to this.

forlork:

disney-pixars:

perpetualdreamings:

People who think Ariel only wanted to be human so she could get with Eric

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Fun fact: She sang “Part of That World” before she had so much as seen Eric. Eric was just the icing on the cake. 

Oh he iced her cake alright

myfivecentsworth:

People keep telling me to avoid relationships, but I need to learn about the heartbreak and happiness. Often times simultaneously. I just want the experience. I’m not going to force anything, but I would like to enjoy that feeling soon!

jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

*leans in and breathes heavily* did you just mention one of my favorite characters

nerdyninjanicole:

#salad

alwaysthestars:

THAT SASSY LITTLE HEAD TILT HE DOES AT THE END KILLS ME EVERY FREAKING TIME. NINE. YOU SASSY BEASTIE I LOVE YOU. 

Are you lonely?

sometimes-butts:

elizabitchtaylor:

she wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts

she’s cheer captain and I respect her right to wear whatever she wants and participate in traditionally ‘feminine’ activities because I understand that life is not about condemning another woman’s personal choices just because she doesn’t ‘deserve’ the boy i have a crush on

and i’m on the bleachers

i-need-light-in-the-dark:

rikkisixx:

i-need-light-in-the-dark:

can someone like keep a tally of how many hipster posts the fandoms have ruined?

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omfg. you win.

pr1madonna:

whatgod:

his-opheliac:

lalamanfr0:

This is actually epic.

oh god, I cant tell if this is really cool or just incredibly creepy

SLENDERMAN

smalldoll:

If you are a vegetarian I totally support you and will make you non-meaty foods

If you are a vegetarian that doesn’t let me eat meat in front of you I will organize a hotdog eating contest in front of your house

I’ve always wondered if God gets excited when we finally find the person He created us to be with. Or if He is watching and is like, “That was them! NO. NO. TURN AROUND! YOU MISSED THEM! THAT WAS THEM!”

You just like the idea of me. You like the person I present myself under circumstances that I can control. I choose what I say and how I say things. It’s like being attracted to a fictional character in a book. They are scripted and made up. If you think about it, through writings, we all script and make ourselves up. I don’t share the person I become when I am upset. I don’t show you how I look like when I sleep. I don’t tell you about all the times I’ve made someone cry. All the guilty things I’ve done and the bad thoughts I’ve had. —(via lilytrang)